Bear Down, Bear North by Melinda Moustakis
It's Smilla. She's a douche. A self obsessed, whiny, 'look at me, look at me', wannabe emo immature douche. By page 250 I was screaming 'YOU ARE 37 GET OVER YOURSELF' at her. Oh, but her amazing mother left her alooooone and she was forced from Magical Greenland by her daddy and oh isn't everything just dreadful.
Except, it isn't. She fucks everything up by being 'individual', also know as 'a knob'. She's had countless opportunities to have a good life, but instead chooses to fuck about. Also, I DON'T CARE WHAT HAT YOU ARE WEARING SMILLA, NO ONE DOES.
Hothouse Flower by Lucinda Riley.